Crab Facts

What's the difference between a dilapidated mass transit hub and a crab with breast implants? One is crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. 5

Some crabs are able to fit into gaps much small then their hard shells. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPoVuFtWs_Y 5

A group of crabs is called a 'cast' 3

crabs love money 3

Spider crabs have been clocked at speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour. 2

King crabs have been known to leap tall buildings in a single bound. They are quite modest, however, and don't like to show off their abilities without good reason, so you've probably never seen it. 2

There once was a crab from Nantucket. 1

Crabs are cute. 1

I think crabs are pretty cute 1

Crabs are immortal. It's true! 0

You've got to have a hard shell if you want to become a full-crab software engineer. 0

Cthulhu- the eldritch, ageless god of horror who sleeps deep beneath the ocean- is terrified of crabs. Those claws are no joke! 0