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What's the difference between a dilapidated mass transit hub and a crab with breast implants? One is crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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Some crabs are able to fit into gaps much small then their hard shells. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPoVuFtWs_Y
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A group of crabs is called a 'cast'
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crabs love money
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Spider crabs have been clocked at speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour.
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King crabs have been known to leap tall buildings in a single bound. They are quite modest, however, and don't like to show off their abilities without good reason, so you've probably never seen it.
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There once was a crab from Nantucket.
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Crabs are cute.
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I think crabs are pretty cute
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Crabs are immortal. It's true!
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You've got to have a hard shell if you want to become a full-crab software engineer.
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Cthulhu- the eldritch, ageless god of horror who sleeps deep beneath the ocean- is terrified of crabs. Those claws are no joke!
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